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Jack Shit

Mon Aug 20, 2007, 8:06 AM
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt.

O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.

Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next, came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.

In the meantime Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

So now you know the full story of Jack Schitt and his family... just in case someone should ask.

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My Name is Zoe. I am 27 years old Married with 2 beautiful little boys.

I done modelling work for a while and worked with many fantastic Photographers. But have now decided i prefer being behind the camera rather infront of it.

Got myself a new DSLR and i am obsessed

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  • Current Residence: Scotland Edinburgh
  • Interests: computing. photography
  • Favourite movie: Green mile
  • Favourite band or musician: Muse
  • Favourite genre of music: anything apart from punk
  • Favourite photographer: ahhhhh that would be telling
  • Favourite cartoon character: spongebob square pants
  • Personal Quote: I intend to live forever, so far, so good
  • Tools of the Trade: Olympus E-420

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=AkuZeku Mar 5, 2009, 5:45:00 AM
You've been featured here:

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Keep up the wonderful work! :heart:

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~juliozz Feb 17, 2009, 12:02:42 PM
that's some very good collection you have there !!! very beautiful shots ! oh and btw in case you have the time please drop by this gallery >> [link] it's a great gallery i found on my way while browsing and i think it's really great !!! :) keep up the good work ! :D
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~Marronex Feb 17, 2009, 6:57:21 AM
thanks for the :+fav: :heart:

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~paranoiiid Feb 16, 2009, 1:18:54 PM
:heart::iconfaveplz:

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*CalMcPhail Sep 24, 2007, 11:40:55 PM
hello mrs. hows the back. more to the point-wheres the fishtank going?
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~katrionag Aug 19, 2007, 2:29:08 AM
Thanks for the fave :D

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*bluesnaffle Aug 12, 2007, 10:50:29 AM
Many thanks for the new Faves Zoe, greatly appreciated :)
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*Simon-P Aug 7, 2007, 10:18:51 AM
Hello Zoe, hope you are well, thanks for the add and fave.

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*Supermalade Aug 2, 2007, 4:27:18 AM
thank you very much for the fav and the watch =D
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~chizxp Jun 20, 2007, 10:24:56 PM
thx for fav:hug:

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